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    Re: Making Words into Sentences

    An elderly man performed a frisk check on me, after I discovered my shampoo bottle was too large to pass security.

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    When I was going to travel to my grandchildren's home, I was impressed with the beautiful carry-on luggage the pilot was carrying.

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    When my funny little kitten was playing with a ball of yarn she managed to tie my legs to the legs of my chair so that I tripped and fell and broke my wrist when I tried to get up.

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    Even though I was in a lot of pain as I waited for the ambulance, I had to laugh at the clever antics of my cat.

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    When I told my story to the doctor she had to stifle a giggle before giving me a stern warning about being more careful around the kitten.

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    I wasn't too happy seeing a mouse running around my sitting room.

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    Jokes about the institution of marriage can sometimes be long, sometimes clever, but the funniest ones hold a grain of truth.

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    I had to laugh as my puppy began to hop on and then sink into my down comforter.

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    I was lounging by the pool when I had this strange daydream of a Chipendale dancer floating on his back in the pool with an apple in his mouth and a bisquit and glass of iced tea balanced on his very flat, very hard stomach.

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    Oh my, Photobabe!

    I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw a man in a suit run like crazy as a duck snapped at his legs.

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