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    Life is wonderful, especially when feeling free spirited and dancing naked under a full moon in the mall parking lot.

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    Alerted by howling dogs, the police wrapped the naked lady who had been dancing in the mall parking lot, in sheets, and carried her off in the paddy wagon.

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    It was so strange to hear such commotion at night under a full moon, when it should have been so peaceful.

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    The lady in question sat on bench, not in a cell with a lock, while she waited for her family to make bail and bring her some clothes.

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    The police were confused when in response to her call, her entire family rushed from their party in the mall parking lot, and into the station to bring her some jeans

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    You all are cracking me up.

    All over the small town, the news was not about the Spring-like weather, but rather gossip about the crazy, dancing, naked lady who had been hauled off to jail.

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    It was a nuisance having to go to a psychiatrist over paying my court fine.

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    When I told the shrink about the kites in the air, the heady scent of rose blossoms and the daisys in my hair, he understood perfectly why I was dancing naked and
    asked if next time he could dance too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Photobabe View Post
    When I told the shrink about the kites in the air, the heady scent of rose blossoms and the daisys in my hair, he understood perfectly why I was dancing naked and
    asked if next time he could dance too.
    Bwahaha You just made me spit out my water. Thanks for the giggles.
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    Feigning modesty, the shrink, used a combination of discreetly placed petals and feathers and surprisingly put lipstick on his feet as he danced, in order to mark his personal mall dancing territory.

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