You have an anniversary ring.
You have two wedding rings.
You have keepsake jewelry of a deceased relative.
(Baby, no wonder you keep getting headaches. Stop banging your head against a brick wall so much.
You have been engaged to more than one man.
True, but not at the same time.
You were in your mid-twenties when you married.
True. She's smelling pretty funky.
There are more than 10 houses on your block.
False, I live on a country road, no block
You know someone who displays an aerial photo of their homestead.
False We live in the country.
You shop at Target.
"Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen." ~ Orhan Pamuk