I took Siso's because he/she put them in first:
Here's the story:
Hazyshadeof’s Life Story
Hazyshadeof was raised in a donut shop by his third cousin once removed and 2nd cousin twice removed. He never had any friends except for Lurkinggirl and his pet orangutan named Viggo Mortensen. His life goal was to become a spicy Executive secretary to the CEO or a rocket scientist. However, his dreams never came true and he followed in the footsteps of his heroes Paulie and Michael Jackson and became a gigalo. One day he was fired for posing and hurling while on the job, as well as because he was simply no good at gyrating. He responded to being fired by jiggling and screaming “I’ll but that for a dollar” at the top of his lungs because of his complete elation. He went home and drowned his depression in haggis with his friends Betty White and Siso, until he came up with an obnoxious idea.
Hazyshadeof decided he needed to go on DisMissed in order to meet his Sweet Cheeks and forget about his ex skywisej. Once on the show he was faced with the choice of 65 women. He eliminated Cher and Kimberley Locke right away because they were simply not bloated enough for him. ajg113 was eliminates soon after due to her immaturity and because her toenail was too raunchy. Finally, it was narrowed down to greenflute and Shersidhe, who were both just amusing enough for him, despite their both being quite voluptuous. They were neck in neck when greenflute was on her date with Hazyshadeof and smacked and told hazyshadeof he was luscious and she would love to crank and swim with him. Hazyshadeof found these responses swollen and decided to choose Shershidhe instead, because he adored her grotesque demeanor and they won 99,079,549,754 47 pesos and a trip to slam in an attic for .00008 days.