You Have ..........

No

You have lighted garland on your front porch railing.

No

You have a friend that has recently let you down.

No (I'm sorry if yours has, beerbelly. :grouphug)

You have received a delightful phone call today.

Thank you! (I think it worst during the holidays. Surrounded by tissues....)

No

You have pet a strangers dog today

:sad beerbelly

No

You have an itch in the center of your back that you've gotten too old to reach. :pissedoff

Ohhh I hate those hard-to-reach itchies. :ohno

You have supper in the oven.

No

You have just finished a glass of cranberry juice.

No

You have a dog on your lap.

no

You have tv on.

Yes

You have no plans for tomorrow.