You have a toaster oven.
You have trash that needs hauling off.
You have a trash can that is flat on the back but rounded on the front.
You have a big bag of potting soil in your car awaiting a muscle man to lift it out for you.
Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend...never owned a dog.
You have already learned that lesson today.
You have experienced sciatic pain before.
You have pulled a hamstring before.
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." ~ Corrie Ten Boom
You have no one here to play with.
I do now.
You have been tired today.