You Have ..........

no

You will play with a young child tomorrow.

I am so jealous of everyone! :bawl

You have no grandchildren, no upcoming weddings, no nothing!

weddings, no, grandchildren, yes

You have a nice yard where you can plant lots of cool stuff.

Yes

You have landscape rock.

no

You have a terraced garden

No

You have one blanket on your bed.

Yes

You have two pillows to sleep on.

No

You have a large kitchen.

Yes

You have a kitchen island.

No

You have a lot of cupboards.