You Have ..........

True :lol

You have only one chance to go around the block so you might as well enjoy yourself.

True

You have not experienced a midlife crisis.

True, I have not.

You have experience the empty-nest syndrome.

My little birdie was here Saturday but yes, I feel those times slipping away...

You have had me laughing but now I'm pouting again! :laugh

Aww, sorry.

You have to turn that :( upside down. :)

:cheek

You have to go now but you'll be back later.

:hiya It's been fun!

You have a fairly new microwave.

We received one for Christmas but it didn't fit in our space, so no :ohno

You have a countertop microwave.

No, it's above the stove.

You have microwave popcorn on hand.