You Have ..........

No.

You have had more than 5 holiday parties to attend already this year.

No

You have one more gift to make before Christmas.

No

You have supper in the oven.

No.

You have reached your limit.

No

You have been sneezing and sniffling all day.

No, but God Bless you if you have :angel

You have intentions to put up your tree this weekend.

Thanks, Baby.

Nope, no tree this year.

You have made a dent in your Christmas shopping today.

I am in good standing :nod

You find older couples difficult to buy for.

Yes

You have spent more than you intended to spend this year.

You know it, friend. :thud

You have a growing family and/or adult children.