No
You have tortoise frames.
sunglasses, yes
You have heard microfiber cloth is best to dry eye/sunglasses.
"At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous
Haven't heard that.
You have had your lawn mowed this morning.
No
You have lunch plans for today.
No.
You have vowed never to have a garage sale of your own.
Definitely, and SO would never hear of it either
You have been told you were going to be doing something today that has yet to transpire.
nope
You have a brand new screen on your family room slider so now you can leave the door open.
No
You have an air conditioner that needs to be repaired.
I hope it doesn't!
You have central AC