An army load
You have second cousins that you have never met.
You TV uses a rabbit ears antenna
You have trees right in front of your home.
"Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi
You have a picnic table.
Yes, love it
You have a smashed grill.
You have an electric lawn mower
It has a battery so you can just turn the key but no cord once it is charged
You have a place to keep your mowers indoors.
It's in the garage.
You have not used your mower in years.