An army load
You have second cousins that you have never met.
You TV uses a rabbit ears antenna
You have trees right in front of your home.
"At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous
You have a picnic table.
Yes, love it
You have a smashed grill.
You have an electric lawn mower
It has a battery so you can just turn the key but no cord once it is charged
You have a place to keep your mowers indoors.
It's in the garage.
You have not used your mower in years.