Will likely be heading to bed soon.
You have a lot of cousins.
An army load :nod
You have second cousins that you have never met.
You have Direct TV
You TV uses a rabbit ears antenna
You have trees right in front of your home.
You have a picnic table.
Yes, love it
You have a smashed grill. :wallbang
You have an electric lawn mower
It has a battery so you can just turn the key :nod but no cord once it is charged :ohno
You have a place to keep your mowers indoors.
It's in the garage.
You have not used your mower in years.