You Have ..........

No. The trunk is clean...it's the rest of the car...:(

You have to clean out your garage

Not my job.

You have filing to do tomorrow.

no. I don't do filing.

You have checks to write tomorrow.

No.

You have stayed away from the Bach Board as it is getting snarky.

I have only peeked at the Bachelorette Board, but I am still fairly active on one or two threads of the Bachelor Board :nod

You have the shivers because it is cold in your home.

No, I'm sweating.

You have more than one DVR.

no. I don't have ANY DVR

You have a pet bird.

No
You have a Keurig coffee maker.

No

You have no desire to herd wild horses.

I don't know, it sounds like it might be fun!

You have no desire to clean the bathroom today.