You Have ..........

No

You have a charm bracelet.

Yes.

You have an extra ear piercing in each ear.

No

You have Keds.

Yes

You have eaten pizza within the past few days.

No
You have a sapphire necklace.

No

You have plans to have pizza tonight!

We already ate homemade chili.
You have forgotten to put detergent in the dishwasher before.

No, but

You have a child who has put dishwashing LIQUID in the dishwasher by mistake.

That happened at my SO's home :laugh

You have a sleeping pooch.

No, she's outside right now.

You have a pooch who did a bad, bad thing today.