You have a high metabolism.
You have two paper shredders in your house.
You have a pie in the frig.
You have cake in the freezer.
You have dishes in the sink.
Just a few cups. I just hand-washed a big pile of pots and pans, and the dishwasher is running.
You have double-jointed fingers.
You have tv on now.
It's on in the living room, but I can't see or hear it.
You have a load of laundry to fold.
You have papers or mail on the kitchen table.
Yes, newspapers and magazines
You have a floral arrangement on the dining room table.