You Have ..........

[Baby's Breath]

Yes

You have had to use a fire extinguisher.

[Columbia, MD]

No.

You have two fire extinguishers.

I'll join the party: I have a sister I don't speak to either.

[Baby's Breath]

Yes

You have a combination lock, but no combination.

[Columbia, MD]

Maybe a locksmith can uncork the combination for you.

You have a back yard covered with leaves.

[Eastcoastmom]

In another day or two, maybe.

You have only one sibling.

(I'm sorry for everyone not speaking to their siblings; I had an argument with my sis 3 years ago and we didn't speak for 2 months. It was an absolute nightmare for me and I can't imagine not having her in my life. It makes me sad to hear of siblings not speaking to one another.)

[Columbia, MD]

Yes, one sister.

You have sadly concluded "blood is not thicker than water."

[Bunny555]

Yes

You have had to explain the rift in your family to your children.

[Baby's Breath]

They witnessed it so I had to say little

You have a cousin who you adore.

[Columbia, MD]

No, not yet.

You have spent entirely too much time on dysfunctional relatives.

[Eastcoastmom]

Yes

You have a friend who is as close as a sibling.