You Have ..........

Yes
You have coarse ground black pepper.

I'll have to check.

You have white pepper on hand to use for lighter-colored foods.

No
You have a notepad handy just for jotting down notes.

Yes.

You have pot roast leftovers to eat for lunch today. YUM

Sounds wonderful

You have gone on strike until someone gives in. :chat .......... :whistle

No

You have a funny sense of humor.

:roller

You have to put cold weather windshield washer fluid in your car.

Don't know. Have to ask SO.

You have a lonely car in the garage.

No, can't put our cars in the garage - fumes :thud

You have zero tolerance for deception.

Correct.

You have to go to the kitchen now for a few minutes, but you will be back shortly.