You Have ..........

I don't have a basement.

You have a St. Bernard.

no

You have a mouse in the house.

No, thank you.

You have a recycling receptacle supplied by the county.

no. We have to supply our own.

You have recycle pick up tomorrow.

No, Monday.

You have just emptied your paper shredder.

No

You have an egg timer.

No

You have a method for cooking perfect rice.

Yes...in my vegetable steamer.

You have a hankering for fresh green beans.

:ohno

You have a Pyrex cutting board.

No

You have a stone fireplace.