You Have ..........

No

You have curtains in your kitchen.

No

You have a slice rug in front of your kitchen sink.

No

You have an aunt named Mary.

Yes

You have an uncle named Bob.

No

You have godparents.

Yes

You have a living great aunt who is over 100.

No.

You have a good friendship with your sister in law.

NO! :rofl

You have not heard the last of me yet.

I hope not.

You have convenient change in your car for parking meters.

Aww, thanks Gutmutter :heart

Only on trips

You have a handicap parking permit for a loved one.