"In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, broccoli, zits, ozone depletion, racism, sexism, stupid guys and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?" - Unknown
Spring 2016 FoRT Yearbook Title: "Most Likely to Make a Short Story Long, and a Long Story LONGER!"
"Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen." ~ Orhan Pamuk
batting (an) eyelash
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person