"Hey, all I ever get is pellets and vegetables. Gimme a break."
Seriously? I'm stealing all these bright orange pylons, loading them into this awesome looking car and all you noticed was that I have toilet paper stuck to my shoe?!?!?
The Spotted Carosaurus, thought to be extinct, was sighted in Salt Lake City on Tuesday!
Leno's on? Nap time!!!
Perez and Chico are finally ready to pick their dates up and get this show on the road!