I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either
You've Got Mail
Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?
Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano
So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson