Did you .... ?

No cream cheese, but thank you :D

Did you mop any floors today?

no

Did you have a BLT today?

No.

Did you have strawberries for dessert last evening?

Close - raspberries

Did you have cantaloupe recently?

No

Did you do any weeding today?

Week or so ago.

Did you have Rainier cherries this weekend? :drool

No

Did you read any reality tv spoilers today?

No

Did you buy nectarines yesterday?

Not today

Did you hear the latest spoiler about one of the top 2 Bachelorette contestants?

No. For goodness sake, send me a PM or a link!! Please!!

Did you lose faith in your own judgment recently?