Did you .... ?

Yes

Did you kiss a baby this month?

Yes, many times

Did you change a diaper this week?

No

Did you go out to dinner last night?

No, but I had dinner at a very somber tailgate party.
Did you enjoy your high school years?

No

Did you enjoy life more after high school graduation?

Sadly, no. Not yet at least. I enjoyed high school.

Did you do something fun today?

No

Did you call in sick last week?

No
Did you ever buy big cheese/meats gift baskets for Christmas?

Yes

Did you get apples at the store?

yes

Did you take a nap yesterday?