You like Hugh Jackman.
You like brightly-colored Sharpie markers.
"In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, broccoli, zits, ozone depletion, racism, sexism, stupid guys and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?" - Unknown
You like 'forever' stamps.
You like buying the holiday themed stamps at Christmas.
You like selecting Christmas cards to send each year.
You like cream cheese on raisin toast.
You like being low man on the totem pole.
You like cheese calzones.
You like dill pickles on your hamburger.
You like grilled cheese
Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend...never owned a dog.