You like ...

[Baby's Breath]

I had it once in Canada, theirs was just okay

You like when the waitress hands you a restaurant menu that looks like it hasn't been wiped down in years.

[Columbia, MD]

You like a restaurant website that has nutrition info.

[Baby's Breath]

Definitely

You like using a paper towel to get excess grease out of meat.

[angelic_one2002]

Yes
You like the cheaper brand paper towel over Bounty.

[Baby's Breath]

No, I love Bounty

You like pinky rings.

[angelic_one2002]

They're alright
You like cheese flavored Ranch dressing.

[Columbia, MD]

No.

You like sliced hard-boiled eggs on toast.

[Baby's Breath]

No

You like surprise endings.

[Bunny555]

Sure

You like Tea tree shampoo.

[Columbia, MD]

Never tried it.

You like unsalted-top saltines.