You like ...

No :laugh

You like the pattern on your fine china.

I don't have any.

You like the pattern on your everyday dishes.

No pattern....they're plain blue glass.

You like to use a Swiffer to dust.

No

You like to use an ostrich feather duster to dust.

No

You like living in the South because the heat runs less, which means less dust.

Hmmm ... I haven't thought about that. Do I have less dust than Northerners?

You like shaking hands with politicians.

I suspect you do have less :nod

No

You like salamanders.

Yes

You like Geico commercials.

Yes

You like prairie dogs.

Yes

You like groundhogs. :lol