no
Is your back hurting?
A little
Are your bills all paid for this month?
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen
No
Are your appliances energy efficient?
Probably not. Our landlord won't spring for new appliances unless they are broken.
Is your will up to date?
Yup, with donuts!!
No
Are your blinds dusty?
Embarrassingly so!
Are your washer and dryer the new front-loading kind?
All magic comes with a price - Rumpelstiltskin
No, I'll have mine until they give out.
Is your hair curly from humidity?
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen
No
Is your heart racing?
Not at the moment.
Are your smoke detector batteries needing to be replaced?
No, my husband always changes them when the time changes.
Is your winter scarf really soft?