Is your ... or Are your ... ?

No

Are your shorts form fitting?

ya

Are your nails polished?

No

Are your goals written down?

No

Are your keys all on one keyring?

yes

Is your head hurting?

No

Is your clock running fast?

I don't think so, but who knows.

Are your rings in need of cleaning?

Yes

Are your children like you?

In some ways, yes.

Are your outside lights on?

No.

Are your neighbors happy to have such an awesome person as yourself living next door?