Is your ... or Are your ... ?

Not quite
Are your living room curtains in need of a wash?

No, I just bought new ones last week.

Is your dryer running?

I certainly hope not! I live alone & haven't been home in almost 10 hours!

Are your can labels facing out so you can read them?

No, the cans are in there willy nilly. I try to get stuff in there as quickly as I can, because I have a little "helper" who would gladly pull everything out in no time flat if he had the opportunity.

Are your opened cereal boxes still fresh?

I only have one cereal box in the house and I just bought it last Friday, so I sure hope so.

Are your meds in the medicine cabinet or somewhere else?

They're in a basket in the bathroom closet.

Is your make-up in a bathroom drawer?

No. No drawers in bathroom. Mine is in a makeup case under the sink

Are your shoes (the ones you're not wearing) in the closet?

Yes

Is your bedroom closet large?

Yes, thank goodness

Are your earrings genuine gems?

yes

Are your shorts really short?