Is your ... or Are your ... ?

Yes

Is your car decorated with decals?

No, my husband doesn't like that.

Are your clothes closets organized?

No. If they were, everyone would just un-organize them.

Are your feet bare?

Nope - I don't go barefoot very often. Socks or slippers for me.

Is your family allowed to eat meals in the living room?

Yes

Is your biological clock ticking?

Yes, it has essentially stopped! :lol

Are your children still in grade school?

No
Are your kids living close to you?

Yes, right in my house.

Is your oven clean?

No, but it is lined in foil at the bottom, so I can just pull it out and the oven will be clean.

Is your ink cartridge full?

Don't have a printer

Are your kids dating?