Is your ... or Are your ... ?

Yes

Is your car in need of a bath?

No car

Are your windows in need of cleaning?

No

Is your refrigerator needing cleaned out?

no

Are your sidewalks free of snow?

Yes

Is your kitchen floor tiled?

No

Is your "pick" for Bachelor Sean still on the show?

Yes

Are your children dating/married to companions you think are good for them?

yes

Are your skys cloudy and grey today?

Whiteout here

Is your bedroom on an upper or lower level?

Upper

Are your window coverings drapes or blinds?