Is your ... or Are your ... ?

No

Is your favorite show on Discovery channel?

No, we don't get that

Is your bedspread floral?

No

Is your bathtub a jetted soaker tub?

No

Are your hands cold?

Always!

Is your local library very small?

No

Is your street well lit?

Yes

Is your town's "Main Street" longer than a mile?

No

Is your town know for its murals?

No, but that would be lovely.

Is your town an incorporated village?

No

Is your engagement ring too loose in the colder months?