Is your ... or Are your ... ?

Yes

Is your closet full of dresses?

No

Is your closet a walk-in?

Yes

Is your washing machine/dryer on the main floor?

Yes

Is your washer a front loader?

No

Is your mailbox attached to the house or free standing?

free standing

Is your mailbox black or white?

Copper

Is your mail carrier friendly?

somewhat

Is your mail usually delivered by noon?

I have no clue!

Are your windows open?

No

Is your house sided, brick or stone?