Is your ... or Are your ... ?

No

Is your lawn care done by you or by a lawn care service?

by us

Is your washing machine a front-loader?

yes

Is you house completely silent right now?

No

Is your house dark, except for the glow of the TV?

No

Is your living room carpeted?

No, plywood

Is your new flooring waiting for pickup? :yay

:yay

Are your clean loads of laundry all put away?

:blush

Is your favorite dryer setting at 2:00 on your dial?

My dryer doesn't have that type setting.

Is your dishwasher running?

No

Are your arms and legs a magnet for mosquito bites?