Is your ... or Are your ... ?

Always :laugh

Are your pets indoors?

Yes

Is your TV tuned in to Dr. Oz right now?

No

Is your supper in the oven?

No

Is your home's nearest road sign more than a mile away?

No

Are your neighbors all about the same age?

No

Are your Christmas decorations all put away?

Yes

Is your weather there improving?

No, cold and dreary like yesterday.

Is your driveway steep?

No it is flat, but the road to my house is somewhat steep.

Is your house cooler than you would like right now?

Yes

Are your canned goods stacked?