Is your ... or Are your ... ?

Yes

Are your tires relatively new?

No

Are your towels fairly new?

No

Is your oven clean?

Yep

Are your windows due for a cleaning?

Half of them are, the other half were done recently

Are your sheets in a linen closet?

No

Is your toothpaste the whitening kind?

Yes.

Is your floss waxed?

Yes. There's very little space between my front teeth so if I don't use waxed floss, I have a hard time getting it to slide in.

Is your computer a laptop?

Yes.

Are your hands dry/cracked?

No

Are your lips chapped?