Is your ... or Are your ... ?

No, now that Bachelor is over.
Is your oven needing a good self-clean?

No

Are your trash cans all emptied?

No. I need to empty the cans.
Is your laundry all caught up right now?

No, it never is :ohno

Are you planning to wash your winter coats for the season soon?

No
Are your cupboards in need of reorganizing?

:laugh Not yet!

Are your cabinets polished at least once a year?

yes

Is your coffee pot run through with vinegar every month or so?

Yes
Is your coffee pot black or white?

black

Is yuou coffee pot one that does not have a carafe?

No, I have the carafe style.
Is your coffee pot the thermal carafe kind?