Is your ... or Are your ... ?

No

Is your driveway paved?

no driveway

Is your hair blonde?

Yes
Is your weather getting nasty there? :mmm

No

Are your walls sheetrock or plaster?

sheets of drywall
Is your tv on?

no

Is your keyboard black?

Yes

Is your monitor a thin profile version?

Yes

Is your desk cluttered?

No
Is your copier next to the computer tower?

No copier here; there's one downstairs in the man cave.

Is your tape going, recording the PBS program on Dale Chihuly?