Is your ... or Are your ... ?

[angelic_one2002]

No
Are your eyes brown?

[rgw718]

Yes

Is your shower full of shampoo and conditioner bottles?

[nanaslbkp]

No.

Is your shower head a regular one or a shower massage?

[J.D.]

massage

Are you privvy to some crucial information?

[rgw718]

This may qualify: My friend was dating a guy about 20 years ago, and he went behind her back and had sex with an African American woman, and she got pregnant ... later my friend and this guy married, and he had to take a DNA test which proved he was the father of the biracial child. So for 18 years, my friend's husband paid child support for this boy that my friend never met. My friend's three children have no idea that they have a half brother, and her parents and in-laws have no idea that they have another grandchild. Some of the family members are very prejudiced. It would be considered scandalous if this news got out.

Is your closet full of skeletons?

[RomanticHeart]

Wow! That's some story!

Probably. lol

Is your clothes closet in desperate need of weeding?

[J.D.]

I recently weeded it. But somehow those clothes have learned to reproduce.

Are your vaccinations current?

[RomanticHeart]

I think so, but not positive. The last time I had a titer, I was fine.

Is your home cozy?

[J.D.]

No, it's way too big for me. I'm considering selling and finding a smaller place.


Is your basement tidy?

[Bunny555]

Somewhat

Are your spices alphabetically arranged?