Is your ... or Are your ... ?

no

Is your bird bath in need of water?

No bird bath

Are your tastes extravagant?

No

Is your dinner in the oven?

No working oven

Is your hubby late tonight?

No. Hubby is retired and "hangs around" here a lot.

Is your brain wide awake like mine at this obnoxious hour?

No

Are your plans for a trip overwhelming you?

No. Looking forward to the trip. It's "other stuff" in my so-called life.

Is your SO eating breakfast?

No, he is already at work

Is your home located near a school?

About a mile and a half away.

Is your gas tank about half empty?

Little less than that.

Is your house quiet?