Is your ... or Are your ... ?

I've trimmed it on the sides but I can't reach the rest :crying

Is your hubby spreading himself too thin?

No, not at all.

Are your brain cells running backwards today?

Is that what's the matter?!

Are your children pulling away, wanting to be more independent?

They did.....a long time ago.

Is your kitchen cleaned up for the night?

:rofl

Are your children all right handed?

No, the eldest is a lefty.

Is your favorite singer male or female?

Male

Are your doors locked? (I'm watching an interview with a serial killer and just went to check my locks :mmm)

Yes.

Are your outdoor lights on timers?

No

Are your neighbors using a motion detection light that goes on every time a leaf blows, and it shines right into the front windows of your house? (This happened at our last home :confused)

No, thank goodness.

Are your neighbors in the midst of home improvement?