Is your ... or Are your ... ?

:shrug

Are your shoelaces tied?

No (I'm barefoot)

Are your pets all asleep?

I can't see one of them from here

Is your little dog in a crate when he/she is indoors?

No

Is your house chilly this morning?

Absolutely!

Is your heart in your throat because of the sudden change in weather?

yes

Are your socks put away for the summer?

No

Is your garbage being picked up today?

no

Are your pets sleeping?

No

Are your skies about to open up, again?!

No

Is your roof leaking?