Yes
Is your roof new?
Yes
Is your roof new?
Yup, with donuts!!
No
Are your in-laws close by?
"...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."
Yes, 10 minutes
Is your biological clock ticking?
yes, and beyond..
Is your oven lined with foil to catch spills?
"At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous
Yes
Is your toast often burnt?
no
Is your home newer than 15 years old?
"At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous
No
Is your cell phone scratched?
A little, but it's two years old, so not too bad given its age.
Is it raining just enough to ruin your hair but not enough to use an umbrella?
You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. ~Humbert
It was just raining cats & dogs, but I think it has stopped.
Are your jeans a bit too tight?
no
Are your shoes neatly arranged in your closet?
"At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous