Are you the oldest?
Are you going for a drive today
WGWG: White Guy with Guitar, best show example being American Idol. WGWGs are usually young and widely considered to be attractive, thus forming the expectation that the young female audience would be standing behind them throughout the show, no matter how much vocal talent they have or, as is often the case, lack. As with the country cult, their huge following has shown to spell doom for anybody that doesn't fit the WGWG description.
As in, just for a ride? No
Are you the chauffeur in your family?
Not any more - we all drive our own cars now.
Are you watching television while sitting at your computer?
Are you going to download anything today?
Podcasts on itunes.
Are you listening to the radio right now?
No, we don't have one
Are you able to recommend a home stereo?
Yamaha or Sony
Are you putting groceries away?
"At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous