Are you the oldest?
Are you going for a drive today
As in, just for a ride? No
Are you the chauffeur in your family?
Not any more - we all drive our own cars now.
Are you watching television while sitting at your computer?
Are you going to download anything today?
Podcasts on itunes.
Are you listening to the radio right now?
No, we don't have one
Are you able to recommend a home stereo?
Yamaha or Sony
Are you putting groceries away?
"Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi