Are you cooking something tasty?
No, Friday is take-out night here.
Are you hankering for something sweet right now?
Are you drinking a Dr Pepper right now?
No, don't drink soda.
Are you glad that Thanksgiving is less than a week away?
Are you going to put up lights this weekend because the forecast for next weekend looks much, much colder?
No, we won't be able to get to it this weekend.
Are you decorating the lawn as well as the house with lights/decorations?
We do something different every year, so I'm not sure
Are you apt to put something religious in your yard?
Yes, I have a nylon yard card that says the words "Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men." and is illuminated by a spotlight.
"Yard cards are made from nylon and resemble a greeting card because they open from the middle and are staked into the ground."
Are you likely to use multi-colored or white lights?
We do not decorate, for obvious reasons.
Are you going to enjoy others' decorations?
Are you going to put Christmas cards up on display you receive from people?
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