Game: Are you?

No

Are you going to watch the Superbowl?

No

Are you one of the first stops on your mail carrier's route?

No

Are you a golfer?

No

Are you a good speller?

Nope

Do you have a landline?

No

Are you watching the ball?

No, I didn't watch any of that crap.

Are you excited about the Superbowl?

Very!!

Are you throwing a superbowl party?

No

Are you worrying about someone?

Yes, a couple of people actually.

Are you in touch with people from your early school days?