Game: Are you?

no

Are you suffering from insomnia?

No

Are you lucid?

hardly...:)

Are you leaving to fix dinner soon?

Yes

Are you as hungry as I am?!

No, I just ate.

Are you going for an after dinner walk?

No, that would be poor judgment on my part!

Are you preparing for a visit from a family member?

No.

Are you putting off something you really need to do?

Yes ... quarterly sales taxes.

Are you going to the post office tomorrow?

No

Are you going to the DMV soon?

no (I just renewed my license by mail)

Are you making plans for a birthday celebration?