Yes
Are you the commander of your ship?
No (God and hubby are in charge)
Are you third in command?
No way.
Are you the sole breadwinner?
CYA
Absolutely!
Are you happy with the status quo?
CYA
Hmmmm ... there are some things I would like to change.
Are you reading a book on how to get along better with a certain family member?
No
Are you staying up really late tonight?
"At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous
I'm up til midnight most nights.
Are you writing a newspaper article?
No. I just read them. (trying to find out who's buried in the dirt, BB)
Are you a poet?