You Can!

[buglover]

I'm a horrible pancake maker.

You can cook eggs perfectly.

[Poohtz]

Not always, but when they come out good, they're Grrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa aaaaaaaattttttttt!

You can talk like Tony the Tiger.

[buglover]

haha yes

You can drive a stick shift.

[Poohtz]

I can, but I prefer not to.

You can curse like a sailor when you get mad.

[buglover]

Yup

You can get other people to do things for you.

[Poohtz]

No, I am not good at that.

You can look for good in everyone.

[buglover]

Not always

You can teach someone anything.

[Poohtz]

I may be able to, but they have to be willing to learn.

You can wear a baseball hat and look nice.

[buglover]

I used to think so until I began to see women wearing them and thought they looked dumb..

You can shape your eyebrows beautifully.

[Poohtz]

No, they look terrible most of the time, I am non-eyebrow talented.


You can kiss someone without being on your tippy toes.